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    The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by duckhead666 on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:55 am

    Hello and welcome to the Duckheadland Misterjohn Bet-Center, your only center for placing bets on whether or not Misterjohn's new characters will do retarded shit and/or die! As betting tokens, you will be using Duckheadland Funbucks.

    These funbucks can be traded in for: Respect from Duckhead666 (10 funbucks = 1ml of respect), Anger from Misterjohn (10 funbucks = 410 metric tonnes of anger), or the Gilbert Atomic Energy Playset (10,000 funbucks per playset)!

    Misterjohn wrote:Shall i bring in aleksandr 2.0, redefined to be less shitty?

    We have a returning champion here, time to see if this promise is real! I'll start with several betting categories, but you can put Duckheadland Funbucks on anything, and even make your own categories (as long as they're not too broad). While you can only place bets on one option, the more people who bet against you, the more Funbucks you'll make! The max number of funbucks for a single person to bet per round is 500. If multiple people bet on one option, the pot will be split.

    Categories...

    Aleksandr dies in a really dumb way within 2 months of his creation: 250 (Sinic), 500 (stallion)

    Aleksandr dies in a relatively normal way within 2 months of his creation: 3 (candlejack)

    Aleksandr dies in a cool way within 2 months of his creation: 0 funbucks so far

    Aleksandr does not die nor do anything interesting within 2 months of his creation: 0 funbucks so far

    Aleksandr does not die yet does something interesting within 2 months of his creation: 500 (humper)

    Side bet

    How much lolparkour, 0-10?

    500 on 10/10 (stallion)

    250 on 10/10 (sinic)




    Place your bet today!


    Last edited by duckhead666 on Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:23 am; edited 5 times in total


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by CandleJack on Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:39 am

    3 on category 2!
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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Sinic on Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:55 pm

    250 on category #1.
    250 on the side-bet. (10/10)


    (I had to upload this shitty image on faggenerator, never knew it was gonna go public lmao)

    Edit: If I were to seriously bet I would do:
    - 200 on c#1
    - 50 on c#2
    - 250 on side-bet (7/10)



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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by xDaStallionx on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:04 pm

    I vote for category 1 for 500 Duckhead Funbucks

    Side bet for 500 (10/10)

    Going all in :fuckyeah:



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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Sinic on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:20 pm

    I think it's logically impossible to vote category #5.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by ExcludedGamer on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:24 pm

    I put One hundred billion Funbucks on Category 1#


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Humper on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:57 pm

    All of my money on category five.

    All of it!


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by H.Drescher on Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:24 pm

    500 Funbucks and one destroy world token on Category 1.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Lone on Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:17 pm

    $20,000,000 Funfucks On both Category 1 & 2. WEST SIDE MUFUCKSAS


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by kamikazefork on Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:53 pm

    40K in FB on category 1.


    Side bet: 3k in FB on death by stop sign


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by H.Drescher on Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:18 pm

    He only lasted 4 hours before I shot him and he died, I win all bets, hands down.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by duckhead666 on Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:25 am

    Updated bets. Need I remind you that the max bet per person per round is 500 funbucks? Anyone who bets above 500 will not be in this round.

    Betting for this round will close at 12AM, 7/17/2012.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Misterjohn on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:53 am

    H.Drescher wrote:He only lasted 4 hours before I shot him and he died, I win all bets, hands down.

    Drescher logic

    > Don't shoot the people charging into the CP base

    > S2K the guy trying to be stealthy and sneak along in the dark.

    lolwat

    Edit: I bet my sanity and shit on c1, for round 2 of the betting. If I get killed again, You guys can let candlejack harrass me in skype. :ohfuck:


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by H.Drescher on Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:58 am

    S2k the fucktard who uses parkour to get up to that area, S2k The fucktard, trying to sneak towards the MPF base.

    It was really bad timing too, I walked outside and saw you hide behind the rock, and pulled out my pistol and waited for you, and then shot you dead. Two bullets to the chest was all it took.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Misterjohn on Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:38 am

    H.Drescher wrote:S2k the fucktard who uses parkour to get up to that area, S2k The fucktard, trying to sneak towards the MPF base.

    It was really bad timing too, I walked outside and saw you hide behind the rock, and pulled out my pistol and waited for you, and then shot you dead. Two bullets to the chest was all it took.

    Walking on ground you dont even have to jump to access > parkour


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by kamikazefork on Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:42 am

    Jawn, not everyone is the girl from Mirror's Edge. You a god damn refugee that cant find enough food to feed himself, I don't see how the fuck you could parkour with being malnourished and weak..... fucking idiot.


    Oh and 500 Funbucks on catergory 1


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Misterjohn on Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:51 pm

    kamikazefork wrote:Jawn, not everyone is the girl from Mirror's Edge. You a god damn refugee that cant find enough food to feed himself, I don't see how the fuck you could parkour with being malnourished and weak..... fucking idiot.


    Oh and 500 Funbucks on catergory 1


    You're nice, when will you realize the land I was walking on you don't even have to jump to access?


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by kamikazefork on Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:01 pm

    I know im nice, but what I said still applies


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Misterjohn on Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:04 pm

    kamikazefork wrote:I know im nice, but what I said still applies

    *Takes five steps* PARKOAAAAAAAR


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Sinic on Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:37 pm

    Only reason we didn't shoot the guys that came in and we shot you was because they ACTUALLY snuck by, he just went outside and saw you, not sure why he S2Kd you, but you still didn't parkour anyways.

    It was still a stupid death because you were getting closer by yourself, they had a plan that involved three people.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by duckhead666 on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:42 pm

    If you guys all bet on the same category, no one is going to make any money.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Sinic on Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:47 pm

    duckhead666 wrote:If you guys all bet on the same category, no one is going to make any money.
    It's impossible to vote on any other category though.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by kamikazefork on Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:19 pm

    It really is. Maybe category two but one is the only one you can bet on.


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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by CandleJack on Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:39 pm

    dying death dead



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    Re: The Misterjohn Bet-Center

    Post by Sinic on Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:10 pm

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    there's just too much that time cannot erase


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